You want <=>You want. We need<=>I want. i want<=>no isnt an option
It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now
We need to talk <=> I need to complain
Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.
I'm hungry <=> (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important.
I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. <=> Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights. <=> I have flabby thighs. Is my butt fat? <=>Tell me I'm beautiful.
This kitchen is so inconvenient <=> I want a new house.
The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong. I heard a noise<=> I noticed you were almost asleep.
I need wedding shoes <=> the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? <=> I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good soap/game on T.V.
You have to learn <=> Just agree with me. to communicate.
Are you listening <=> Too late, you're dead. to me!?
Please Walk me home <=> Let's go make out.
It's all right, dear. <=> You'll pay for this. I'm sorry. <=>You'll be sorry. Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later
Yes<=>No No<=>No Maybe<=>No
Do you like thisrecipe? <=> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it.
Was that the baby ? <=> Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.